Arrrgh… Me Marketing Presentation

Leo Bottary of Hill & Knowlton recently covered a range of topics helpful to junior staffers. He closed the blog series on the topic of client presentations by providing some valuable senior perspective and pointers.

Unfortunately, Leo failed to mention perhaps the biggest and most important trend in presentations today. Differentiation. Or, as a few brilliant practitioners call it, presentation positioning.

Essentially all presentations are the same – person in front of a group, talking, PowerPointing, etc. To truly distinguish yourself in today’s cluttered world of presentations, there is only one option… talking Pirate. Sorry, Leo, it’s a fact.

Regardless of your level – junior staffer, senior staffer or an awkward tweener – you can all benefit from a quick refresher on the lost romance language of Pirate. Look no further, bookmark this post as it will single-handedly teach you the ways of pirate speak. First, let’s start out with a “How to Talk Like a Pirate” orientation video:

If you still need help with your Pirate lingo after watching the video, feel free to use these English-Pirate translators and other helpful Pirate links:

• How A Pirate Would Say It
• Pirate-to-English Translator
• Pirate Translator Mac Widget
• Talk Like A Pirate Flash
• Talk Like A Pirate Script
  
• What’s My Pirate Name
• Your Pirate Name
• Pirate Name Generator
• Pirate Glossary

Sadly, this post is a couple days late for Talk Like A Pirate Day, but don’t let that stop you from incorporating Pirate into your presentation today!

Just in case it helps those seasoned Pirate speakers, below is my post in Pirate:

Ahoy me shipmates. Leo Bottary o’ Hill & Knowlton recently covered a range o’ topics helpful t’ junior staffers. He closed th’ blog series on th’ topic o’ client presentations by providin’ some valuable senior perspective an’ pointers.

Unfortunately, Leo failed t’ mention perhaps th’ biggest an’ most important trend in presentations today. Differentiation. Or, as a wee brilliant practitioners call ‘t, presentation positionin’.

Essentially all presentations be th’ same – swabbie in fore o’ a squadron, talkin’, PowerPointin’, etc. T’ truly distinguish yersef in today`s cluttered world o’ presentations, thar be only one option… talkin’ Seafarin’ hearty. Sorry, Leo, ’tis a fact.

Regardless o’ yer level – junior staffer, senior staffer or an awkward tweener – ye can all benefit from a quick refresher on th’ lost romance language o’ Seafarin’ hearty. Look nay further, bookmark this post as ‘t will single-handedly teach ye th’ ways o’ buccanneer speak. First, let`s start ou’ wi’ a “How t’

Talk Like a Seafarin’ hearty” orientation video:

If ye still need help wi’ yer Gentleman o’ fortune lingo after watchin’ th’ video, feel free t’ use these English-Gentleman o’ fortune translators an’ other helpful Gentleman o’ fortune links:

• How A Pirate Would Say It
  
• Pirate-to-English Translator
• Pirate Translator Mac Widget
• Talk Like A Pirate Flash
  
• Talk Like A Pirate Script
  
• What’s My Pirate Name
• Your Pirate Name
• Pirate Name Generator
• Pirate Glossary

Sadly, this post be a couple days late fer Talk Like A Seafarin’ hearty Tide, but dasn’t let that avast ye from incorporatin’ Seafarin’ hearty into yer presentation today!